when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
Biggest plot twist in history.
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat